Sunday, December 18, 2011

SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING. KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE.

Need I say more?

{Drawn in Sharpie, Color added in Photoshop}

5 comments:

Vincent said...

Is that the blood of orphans on his beard? Tell me it is. I don't know what it is but I always think that orphans should be the victims of horrible monsters and the like. I may need therapy.

Jesse W. Campbell said...

I don't know what kind of blood that is in his beard, but I am sure that Zombie Claus would find any children delectable. As to you needing therapy...I can't say anything about that because I think there might be a serious guilt by association thing going on there. Here, though, is something completely inappropriate someone shared with me that you might enjoy.

Me, I think people projectile vomiting is laugh riot. I really do enjoy it far too much. See you the therapist's office.

Vincent said...

Thanks for the link, Orphan Tears was hysterical (not to mention pretty dang catchy)!

Heh, I bet you musta loved that scene in Zapped : )

Jesse W. Campbell said...

I actually never saw Zapped before you mentioned it. LOL. Nice. I am especially fond of the Mary Poppins Scene and the Who wants Chowder scene from Family Guy. As well a, of course, the scene from Team America.

Okay enough of that. LOL. I guess I spent so much time puking my brains out in my 20's that it just seems a quintessential human experience to me. Urinating, defecating, farting, sex, puking- all socially 'taboo' and all kind of funny. It may also be that part of me is stuck at twelve.

Vincent said...

I'd forgotten about the Mary Poppins scene. I kinda like that whole thing, the blood, the panic, the puking and crying. Good stuff. While I don't find puking all that funny by itself I sure do enjoy drawing/painting it. It's a powerful metaphor.

As for other low brow humor, I'm kind of selective. I don't go much for pee and poo jokes but when it comes to dick jokes I just can't get enough :D